crap trumps

Crap Trumps is just like Top Trumps, only better. We mean worse. Actually we don't know what we mean because this particular set of cards focuses on 52 of the most rubbish cars in history: from souped-up heaps (as favoured by track suited oiks) to hilariously misguided conceptual follies like the Sinclair C5. There are even a few unroadworthy rustbuckets such as the donkey-drawn lorry and the OMFG (think about it), which is essentially a kid's pedal car.

Seriously tongue-in-cheek and funnier than a spoiler-clad Fiesta with go-faster stripes, Crap Trumps are made from high quality card and feature some side-splitting photos and deeply sarcastic comments. They really are a celebration of utter rubbish. Which isn't such a bad thing because unlike Lamborghinis and Harrier Jump Jets, most of us can relate to the cackmobiles in Craptrumps. In fact we've decided that being rubbish is where it's at. So hit Buy and start dealing in total tat.

£6.99